Washington, Washington!
I know I’ve posted this before, but I figured now would be a good time to do it again.
had a pocket full of horses! fucked the shit outta bears!
ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
oh my god this is amazing
Washington, Washington!
I know I’ve posted this before, but I figured now would be a good time to do it again.
had a pocket full of horses! fucked the shit outta bears!
ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
oh my god this is amazing
6’ 20”, fucking killing for fun.
He once held an opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid… at a party.
He’ll save children, but not the British children.
“Fucks the shit out of bears”…? Wow, was I not paying attention in American History class?
mutations: attackattack: pmbruce:...Washington, Washington! Yeah,
“…Had a pocket full of horses, Fucked the shit out of bears, Threw a knife into Heaven And could kill with a stare…”...
Thanks for today, Founding Fathers!
attackattack:pmbruce: This motherfucker...the reason you didn’t have work yesterday....
July, everyone! My favorite patriotism song of all time. (also, true story,
(thewordunheard:mutations:attackattack:pmbruce) Happy Independence Day!!
Again, he’ll save children…but not British children.
yesssss it never gets old
probably the #1 most quoted Thing among my group of friends
two sets of testicles, so divine
“He’ll save the children, but not the British children.” I can’t believe I finally watched this ha, two of my friends...
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY MOTHERFUCKERS.
ate opponents brains and invented cocaine oh my god this is amazing
pocket full of horses! fucked the shit outta bears!